skypestripper:

its not good sex unless u have to glue ur penis back on

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musicistheconstant:

My friends say I should act my age
What’s my age again?

my babies x

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pajamaben:

stealing is a crime AND drugs is a crime too BUT if you steal drugs the two crimes cancel out and it is like basically doing a good. trust me i am a lawyerman

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